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wet noodle

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle
by jac******* March 15, 2022
mugGet the wet noodlemug.
This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
by lomindsfp May 11, 2022
mugGet the napoleon nipple noodle sandwichmug.

Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.
I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!
by Littlepunk February 13, 2022
mugGet the Noodlemug.

Noodle Person

Absolute idiot, A fucking baboon, Noodle god.
"Oh look, a noodle person!" "Get the gun Jimmy."
by SkyTheGuy October 9, 2021
mugGet the Noodle Personmug.

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth
Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty
by Gingawinga May 3, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.
"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."
by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017
mugGet the selective noodle syndromemug.

Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles
You have Noodle hair
by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022
mugGet the Noodle hairmug.

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