Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

by President Nick February 17, 2014

Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.

Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.

by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Scouse wash

Not having a proper shower or wash, instead using something like Lynx Africa to cover their stench. ‘Scouse’ being a reference to people from Liverpool, the joke being that they’re dirty.

“I had a Scouse wash at Glastonbury festival.”

by Idgaf2025 March 1, 2025

dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022

Washing hands

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010