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graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.
Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?
by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016
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Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible
"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."
by Spoogwave May 12, 2014
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Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!
by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013
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Teen job

A job is done by a teenager or highschooler for a minimum wage. Teen jobs are usually on weekends, but also occasionally on weekdays. These jobs can consist of anything between a babysitter or caddy.
I have been searching the web lately for teen jobs near me.
by HelpingGirl5 May 14, 2020
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Whip Job

A sexual act involving only rolling the tongue around the tip of the penis in a circular motion, as if adding whipped cream to the top of a dessert. When he begins to cum, continue the motion and allow the cum to drip down the penis like the white whipped treat.
Instead of gagging on his dick, she just gave him a whip job.
by JustTip March 16, 2021
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weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy
my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer
by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010
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Rack-job

Word used to describe a women with unbelievably large breasts.
Holy crap, Pat’s mom got a rack-job.
by EatingAssIsCool June 5, 2020
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