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A manifestation of your own mind

Did you get it!? No?
Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉
I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
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mind-aker

mind-ak•er / mīnd-āker / noun
a person, place, or thing so awesome it makes your mind ache just thinking about it.
Check out this sweet pocket knife...it's a mind-aker!
by Mind-Aker July 28, 2022
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mind(s)

Some new clothing brand on the come up. They have some fire ass clothes @official.minds on the gram
Yo bro you seen that new mind(s)” “yea that shi is some heat”
by @j.diorrrrrrr on the gram January 27, 2021
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mind clouding

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.
Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018
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