crap-a-lacking

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

by Vero1982 March 12, 2019

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5

boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey

by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020

5 chicken lickin

I’m gonna give her a kickin

Yo yeah start the bifta I’m gonna rape ur little sister 5 chicken lickin I’m gonna give her a kickin

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Not Finger Lickin Good

KFC

Bobby: “do you lick your fingers after eating KFC?”
Brandon: “Fuck No. That shit is Not Finger Lickin Good”
Bobby: “Alrighty Then”

by Closet Gayng February 6, 2021

A brain licking lad

Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock

Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022