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Super mega long

To do something that should take minutes, ends up taking either hours or days. Deluded to the point where he / she thinks they are efficient, prompt & decisive.
What is Evs up to? He went to Tesco & has been ages, boy he's super mega long sometimes!
by Mr Low Grade February 28, 2010
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Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.
Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!
by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011
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a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
by street freak April 26, 2022
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long island vagina

An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.
I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.
by McGoo31 March 17, 2016
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logan long schlong

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis
Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes
by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022
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Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”
by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020
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John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
James: name one good football team

Reed:John long football
by Mitchell M. October 20, 2019
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