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left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
mugGet the left bollock peoplemug.

left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.
I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.
by left laner October 27, 2007
mugGet the left laningmug.

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
mugGet the Left the Side Door Openmug.
Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.
Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.
by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017
mugGet the The banana has left the peelmug.

top left pidge

When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net
So I hit it and it went top left pidge
by Netfinder November 12, 2015
mugGet the top left pidgemug.

left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.
She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying
by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018
mugGet the left hand syndromemug.

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