Being left handed is a complete disaster! Left meaning witch on a broom ready to cook little children hehe. Learn a lesson and be right handed on the correct side not on the witch side and if you live on the left you will die one day so live on the right side of earth and you’ll be a correct cool nice person BE A RIGHT PERSON LEFT IS THE F*CKING WORST
by Buttercup pie.- January 1, 2020

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.
1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"
by slattmahomes April 2, 2024

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen
by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024

the act of being met with a non-answer or any type of filler used to disregard/ignore a question or statement during a text conversation.
by pohgii March 30, 2022

Left Lives Matter (LLM) is a movement which distorts truth to place PERCEIVED left wing "victims" on a pedestal over PERCEIVED right wing "oppressors". The media is a huge supporter, taking "victims'" unproven accounts at face value instead of doing real investigative work.
In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.
This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.
An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.
Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.
In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.
This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.
An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.
Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.
by RudeFam December 9, 2021
