Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

kay woods

Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.

I could really use a Kay woods rite about now!

by Luvno187 September 27, 2020

kai

the sexiest dude ever! he sucks his finger and dunks on dudes in basketball.
his hair is wavy just like the way he fs his dog

man1: bro! kai is fricking his dog again!
man2: Lets join in!

by trouser_snake September 6, 2022

Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends

Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai

by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019

Kai

A trans guy with a super basic name who is also probably a virgin

Please get an imagination

Sincerely, a trans guy named Ash

Kai just got dumped for the sixth time

by Axh_ May 19, 2022

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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say

Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"

by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024