Jordan

Brown eyes with either black or brown hair and is very funny has a Hugh ding dong is usually Mexican or African American and plays basketball,has a great personality, and gets all the kitty’s

Wow it’s so big you must be a jordan
His name is totally Jordan
Your funny are you a jordan

by #free6ix9ine November 19, 2018

Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him

Damn nigga you can never be like jordan

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.

Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.

by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024

jordan aitken

Mah bebe grill

Jordan aitken is big yes

by Colton82929 September 16, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.

Ugh I just got cancer, ahh well atleast my names not Jordan

by Yahboi69696969 April 1, 2019

Jordan

Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"

(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)

Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument

person 1- That rant was crazy

Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord

by Matilda_Squid8573 September 24, 2020

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024