jason

He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!

Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”

by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021

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jason? ew.

by Uh ok..... December 16, 2023

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Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.

1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.

by Uscjason March 30, 2019

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Jason is a God. Jason comes from Greek, láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past. He is the man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky and protected woman.

Jason is a might God, He is a hopeless romantic and is gorgeous.

by PandaNanda November 23, 2021

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