Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond

Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”

by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019

Jacob, Ren and Frank

3 people that cause chaos, and is both of them are soulmates.

No one can separate them
Jacob = Flame
Frank = Water
Ren = Earth

Jacob, Ren and Frank is pure chaotic.

by Cynthia Lily Tampons Girly May 4, 2025

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend and all around person that is always there when you need him. He didn't even mind that I was sucking a candy cane while typing this.

Jacob is hot as fuck.

by brookiecookie17 December 28, 2021

Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024

Jacob

He is a whore or make stripper. He usually goes to a random girl and asks them to sug but they wont cause hes a dick. He usually has the biggest dick around and when he gets mad he does the helicopter and starts spinning is dick around and making helicopter sound

My this Jacob has such a big dick

by Peanut Butter Fetus December 9, 2019

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Jacob

Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!

Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY

by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021