egyptian mud puddle

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

by BigDHill September 22, 2015

Milky mud trails

When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.

Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.

by Knotbrother June 6, 2020

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

georgia mud flap

This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock

I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.

by chilimann February 14, 2014

mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.

Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.

by Nma12345 December 7, 2013

Georgia mud finger

1. The unfortunate digital anal infiltration one suffers at the hands of hillbillies.

On a roadtrip to Florida we broke down in the middle of nowhere. We got kidnapped by hicks. My friends are still missing but I escaped after getting the Georgia mud finger. My anus still aches.

by Matool13 August 27, 2011

Kentucky Mud Boggin

When a man gets a blowjob from a girl with a dip in

I’m going Kentucky Mud Boggin with my girlfriend tonight.

by DemondHarp October 17, 2018