Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

your mom

Something that I did last night and she tasted very good

I did your mom yesterday we cummed together

by _crxppyZ- April 25, 2022

your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden

your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?

by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

by hibatchimotherfux April 15, 2019

your mom

a term kids in 5th grade use.

classmate: how were humans created?
other classmate: Your mom

by wowzers12312 January 4, 2022

your mom

your mom

i fuc$^# your mom

by vc msn cacesqd dfc February 23, 2023