I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.
by lovely June 23, 2004

Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
by DAMNTHATA THICCCCCCCCASSBOI January 4, 2020

November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.
Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
by 42069th_annual_bruh_moment November 2, 2019

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day’
by lenauchiha September 24, 2019

On August 30th give your freind Donald love and affection People named Donald tend to be lonely skumbags. But everybody deserves love, even people named Donald
by NOTDANNYDEVITO August 29, 2019

by EllyMickey November 13, 2020

I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.
by TLB123 February 9, 2012
