Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Lung Fish

a fish with lungs, this fish cant breathe underwater but breathes above water filling its lungs mounted in the tail fin

yo dude that lung fish is breathing over there

by Llama_galama August 23, 2019

fish snake

those are called eels.

eels are evil fish snake things

by I am not telling you my name March 8, 2017

skank fishing

When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.

My buddy went skank fishing last week and returned home with a big mess of crabs.

by redPooka April 7, 2013

fish and squiggles

A UK term for Tuna Helper.

"We ran out of pizza"

"That's ok we have fish and squiggles"

by charlie the dog February 4, 2010

Fish Slit

A woman's particularly nasty vagina.

"Yo Johnny Boy, your girlfriend has got one nasty fish slit. Left the bathroom smellin' like a Tokyo market."

by EverydaySausageShufflin April 3, 2015

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003