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Ballsack friends 

Two friends who are never seen without one another and always come to events or outings together as a pair. Often counted as a singular person in conversation. They are often clingy female friends or male relatives
"How about we bring Karson and Ethan"

"I can't fit both of them in my car so your gonna have to pick only one to invite"

"They're ballsack friends so I'll just have to invite Jason instead"

imaginary friends 

somthing that sad and lonely people (that's you) make to feel better about them selve
imaginary freinds
your so lonely you don't even have imaginary friends

Retarded friends

gay toxic friend group that have zero loyalty and dignity
Person 1: Go with your retarded friends
Person 2: Fine
Retarded friends by kontolpppppp October 17, 2023

suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.
Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."

Field Trip Friends

People that you wouldn't normally hang out with, but since your on a field trip with them you become friends for the day.
Person 1: Hey how was that field trip yesterday?
Person 2: Oh it was fun me and John were field trip friends!
Person 1: Oh cool, I heard hes a fun field trip friend.

netflix and chill friends 

That awkward stage in a relationship beyond friends with benefits but not yet exclusively dating.
How are you and Nina doing”
Pretty good, we are netflix and chill friends, so my dick is happy, but my heart isn’t”