An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.
He's also one tough bastard
He's also one tough bastard
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Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.
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Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
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