Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.
Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.
Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017
Get the 1st in classmug. by Some twat with time to kill October 14, 2018
Get the Middle Classmug. by Guismo March 3, 2017
Get the Class Delegatemug. On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.
"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"
by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021
Get the May 3-7 Follow Your Bestfriend to class Weekmug. A phrase used to denote a girl with a large ass, who is either dressed trashy or doing trashy things. Typically used insultingly or condescendingly, though “all ass, no class” is undeniably attention getting.
Bro 1: Damn, look at her ass! You see that thing sticking out?!
Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.
Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!
Or...
Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.
Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.
Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!
Or...
Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.
Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
Get the All Ass, No Classmug. Our history teacher is La Classe!! : )
Mamalakismenh isn't La Classe... : (
Mamalakismenh isn't La Classe... : (
by anthoulious March 29, 2021
Get the La Classemug. by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021
Get the blind classmug.