Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Chinese Turnpike

Financial slang. Worthless shares in a non -existent company

"We'll sell this mug shares in Chinese turnpikes. "

by Jersey Andy. September 22, 2016

Chinese hernia

A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.

"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"

by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025

Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.

Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.

by Ryselin August 5, 2020

Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"

by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023