Red Velvet Cake

The act of spanking your partner until both cheeks are a dark red and proceeding to finish, thus covering the "Cake" in "frosting"

Alex: Why has Jennifer been standing by the trash during lunch lately?

Brian: oh she let Kyle do a "red velvet cake" last Friday and she's still a little soar

by ThePervWhisperer May 11, 2018

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

fatisha juicy cake

Someone with a big ass

Bro look at her fatisha juicy cake

by Dummythick223 May 12, 2020

fatisha juicy cake

Someone with a fat ass

Bro look t her fatisha juicy cake

by Dummythick223 May 12, 2020

Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022

Hungarian Funnel Cake

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.

Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

by Alvin Vinopoulos May 24, 2022