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Cheese wiz 

A thick cheese sauce that probably got shoved up Ryan Ross's ass instead of milk
" Brendon, no more cheese wiz please"
Cheese wiz by Gayassurie May 31, 2017

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys 

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

cheese wagon

when your balls hang lower than your dick when lying verticlly letting your three little friends hang towards the ground.
hegie: shit man look at the size of gary's cheese wagon!
merrick: oh my god, that has to be some kind of world record, looks like 3 inches at least...... sexy
jack: wait guys let e get my camera phone out to tak a photo, shit man

Cheese ass 

(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.
1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"
Cheese ass by Hung10Gemini August 19, 2008

cheese whistle 

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?
cheese whistle by jamie March 17, 2004

cheese and toasted 

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.
Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"
cheese and toasted by Caspius April 24, 2008