peanut butter

random stranger "hey"

you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*

1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!

by schloppy July 22, 2010

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Cum Butter

The semen left over in a vagina that has slowly made its way out and accumulated around the labia. This semen over time dries and forms a buttery cream.

I went down on this chick and it was obvious that i was getting sloppy seconds the cum butter build up was insane.

cum butter not to be confused with duck butter

If this chick doesn't shower her boyfriend is gonna notice my cum butter.

by Jonathan M, Madison H December 18, 2008

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apple butter

The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.

Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.

by Jeff's Mom April 29, 2006

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brain butter

The mixture of ejaculate and grey matter that is churned as the result of skull fucking.

As Jess got up to go freshen up, an amount of brain butter leaked out of her eye socket. Brian caught it and was able to spread it on an english muffin which he enjoyed on his commute to the office.

by brainbutter February 15, 2010

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straight butter

Your kick game is off the hook, AKA you have shoes that perfectly match your outfit.

"You see Jim? He's got the Laker jersey with the purple and gold Kobe's. The guy's straight butter right now"

by J Urke January 4, 2014

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Churning Butter

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.

My girlfriend wanted some spread for her bread, so she had me cum over and started churning butter.

by BigStevieStyle January 5, 2006

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