Blake

When you try to kick a goal but miss either VERY badly or it just glances the goalposts.

Guy 1“OH MAN I JUST BLAKED THAT SHOT.”
Guy 2 “Man I hate when that happens bro.”

by Girlfriend repellent October 14, 2022

Beakerface

A proponent of virtual reality, someone who straps beakers (a VR headset) to their face, in order to experience wargames, the Metaverse and similar rubbish in 3D.

Don’t ask him about the real world, he’s a beakerface.

Before he became a beakerface, we saw him at social events quite often.

by Kin Wellard October 24, 2022

Blake

silent but deadly.

“There’s Blake.”
“Nice.”

by Ijustwanttodie October 30, 2022

blak majic

A form of meme magic that occurs when someone tries to roast your father for not being there when you were born.

Person 1: Haha your father left you
Person 2: blak majic
Person 1: ???

by Doors. November 3, 2022

blake sweeney

blake sweeney or more commonly referred to as Finn Lewis. Blake is A team material because of his recently acquired best and fairest medal for basketball, while averaging 2 points per game. Blake possesses a yee yee ass haircut while still being the "coolest kid in the grade." He claims that he pulls a lot of bitches but we all know that this is CAP.

Person 1: blake sweeney is so cool
Person 2: yea i dont know how he goes it with that yee yee ass haircut
Person 1: yea i also heard that he pulls a lot of bitches
Person 2: yea he was just lying we all know he doesn't

by YourRightNut November 20, 2022

Blake

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night

#IFuckedBillCilnton
#AndTheMonStarsFromSpaceJam
#real
#TheQuadXLGigaNiggaTouchedMe
#ILikedIt

That dude is a total Blake(while jerking off in a bag of beef jerky with hand sanitizer)

by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022

Blakemalk

A cutie patootie

"That guys such a blakemalk"

by Captaindanib December 13, 2022