Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024

Brownie Blast

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.

1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.

2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!

3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.

by Cockadylious September 25, 2014

Radical Blast

Person: A guy who has no control over his life, and smokes weed on a weekly basis. If you insult him, he rape you inside out with his memes and roasts...

Radical gonna BLAST you today, he will fuck you up with his special attack; RADICAL BLAST

by mr.ruski June 5, 2017

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013

Blast

To take a dump in the toilet (nigerian slang)

Guy I need to go an blast !

by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021