Skip to main content
a wrestling move often used by red-headed ufc fighters, where you throw your arm around there face there for blind folding them, this move was invented by a wrester named logan rackley
did u see that fight last night, tito ortiz pulled off the "blind folded logan rackley attack" on kimbo slice.
by chase1989 January 14, 2010
mugGet the blind folded logan rackley attack mug.

You gave me a heart attack!

You gave me a heart attack!
by frabrizio December 21, 2016
mugGet the You gave me a heart attack! mug.
The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017
mugGet the I sexually identify as an attack helicopter mug.

drug fuelled sex heart attack

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
mugGet the drug fuelled sex heart attack mug.

Snap-Back-Golden-Attack

When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.
Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.
by HandsomeSasquatch October 26, 2011
mugGet the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack mug.

ice cream heart attack

n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.
by scabbrain May 10, 2010
mugGet the ice cream heart attack mug.

Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
mugGet the Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email