HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
When you go back to school or college after a half term or holiday and you can’t listen or learn to what the teachers are telling you because you’re not in the educational state of mind yet.
Guy 1: Did you catch a word of what Mr. Price just said in our last lesson?
Guy 2: Nah man I have a major half term hangover.
Guy 2: Nah man I have a major half term hangover.
by Benny Riktor April 20, 2010
by Kamran A December 29, 2003
by THat sensation! February 09, 2008
Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
by berbercarpet July 07, 2006
by Teaton April 09, 2009
This is a school district home to Dix Hills and Melville kids.
This is a mad rich school district tho some kids are just middle class.
These schools are mostly white but have a good mix of minorities who probably act white or have their own click
There are waaaay too many JAPS and in May there will be at least one bat/bar mitzvah per week
Japs are usually the “popular” kids who think they are but no one actually likes them and they get 200+ likes per photo bc of their other jappy camp friends
All the houses here are big as fuck for rich people that are millionaires but they all look basic
Most of the chill kids aren’t japs
Kids do drugs and vape via the bathroom cough*cough* mostly cough* white kids
It’s home of basic bitches who shop at the same stores
Most of the chill kids aren’t “popular” and are down to earth
There are two middle schools, two high schools, and 4 elementary schools
How do I know all this you ask? I go to this school district and live in the most basic ass place called Dix Hills
It’s also one of the best districts In N.Y. and is funded by LOTS OF MONEY
This is a mad rich school district tho some kids are just middle class.
These schools are mostly white but have a good mix of minorities who probably act white or have their own click
There are waaaay too many JAPS and in May there will be at least one bat/bar mitzvah per week
Japs are usually the “popular” kids who think they are but no one actually likes them and they get 200+ likes per photo bc of their other jappy camp friends
All the houses here are big as fuck for rich people that are millionaires but they all look basic
Most of the chill kids aren’t japs
Kids do drugs and vape via the bathroom cough*cough* mostly cough* white kids
It’s home of basic bitches who shop at the same stores
Most of the chill kids aren’t “popular” and are down to earth
There are two middle schools, two high schools, and 4 elementary schools
How do I know all this you ask? I go to this school district and live in the most basic ass place called Dix Hills
It’s also one of the best districts In N.Y. and is funded by LOTS OF MONEY
Jap1:“Omygosh Emma my camp friend is visiting”
Jap 2: “let’s go pick something to wear out from Denny’s
Person1: “you got to half hollow hills”
Person2: “yea I live in Dix Hills too”
Person1: “I’m sorry you lived in such a basic white town”😪
Jap 2: “let’s go pick something to wear out from Denny’s
Person1: “you got to half hollow hills”
Person2: “yea I live in Dix Hills too”
Person1: “I’m sorry you lived in such a basic white town”😪
by A non-jap June 02, 2018