Evans

Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️

Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete

by R♤M$¥🥀 November 25, 2021

Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears

stop being an Evan smh

by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022

Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018

Evan Hara

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.

“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night”
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now”

by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024

Evan

Mr. steal yo girl (even tho he cant)

ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!

by bob.vance January 21, 2020

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

evan

a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off

emma: this guy is being mean

carter: i bet it’s an evan

by kyliefleming November 8, 2020