Evan Lucas

Someone that everyone wants to be, because he is incredibly likable.

Woah he’s so likable, he must be Evan Lucas

by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 24, 2020

evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!

Evan is soooooooooo smexy

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021