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evan

by gat2122 November 25, 2021
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Evan

A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i
WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.
Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.
by Evan combs December 5, 2019
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Evan

They egg
Evan is a egg
by Volstrich824 April 30, 2024
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Evan

Evan is a common name used in America and Egypt. The name Evan is also EMO. Anyone named Evan is most likely an emo and probably blasts music at school.
Dude did you hear that Emo Evan got suspended!
by juicycaprisun May 16, 2022
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Evan McCormick

A kid with an extreme addiction to cars and camera.
by Dat Mano August 13, 2022
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Evan Carrot

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state
by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017
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