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I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.
"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"
by shoffnee October 14, 2014
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Molly Bagging

When one reaches the pinnacle of sexual prowess by drinking just enough alcohol to dull the lubido enough to prevent climaxing but not too much such that an erection is unachievable.
Try as hard as she might, Lily was unable to get Nick to give her a cream pie. Nick was molly bagging her all night.
by Ron Don Johnson August 23, 2021
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stupid bag

Ugly, unpleasant woman who is dirty and disgusting to you
She was a stupid bag, she looked naff and sounded naff.
by Thebagfiles June 25, 2019
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bag of daggens

When a farmer is shearing a sheep and he puts the shit covered wool into a separate bag from the clean wool. The bag of shitty wool is called a bag of daggens. It can also be used in many different contexts when describing things.
That car is some bag of daggens.

If someone wanted to order a plain burger with no onions etc in a restaurant: "Could I get a burger with no daggens please?"
by DoctorCocktor1989 November 20, 2015
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Kathy a Bag

Eating an entire bag of chips in less than 2 minutes
by Patches1823 November 26, 2016
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bag reflex

The feeling you get when you see a nice body ruined by an ugly face.
I got arrested for attempted murder after she misinterpreted my bag reflex.
by Rugged Rieley January 23, 2008
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hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice
"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"
by chronodos May 31, 2016
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