Ex boyfriend

AN UGLY FOCKIN DAM CHEATER WHO DOESNT DESERVE A DAM GIRL

"Aw dam that's my ex boyfriend...UGH!!"

by BrEaD_lOvEr_yAaAa March 6, 2022

my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

Boyfriend

"Boyfriend" is a short person with blue hair who can't speak english but is best at rapping. Hatsune Miku, The most Popular and well-known Vocaloid is believed to be his sister because of the blue hair and how they are good at singing. He also has a Girlfriend named "Girlfriend" who he simps for a lot and is also gay for a orange haired guy who has two guns.

Person: That's why 'yo shoes raggedy
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person:

by Idiot Simp May 19, 2021

National boyfriend day

may 23 -The day where you appreciate your boyfriend and show them so much love

Why did you buy me all this stuff

You didn't know it's national boyfriend day

by Bestiebrosis May 22, 2021

boyfriend

an excuse. go get absolutely fucking wasted

i want a boyfriend. same thing as saying i wanna black out

by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021

My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.

Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.

by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021

national boyfriend day

national boyfriend day on august 21 show them some appreciation

“happy boyfriend day babe”
“thxxx”

national boyfriend day!

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021