Chad Walk

When someone walks in such a stiff way with their thick ass muscles cuz they’re hot as fuck very common with dudes named Colin

Damn Colin you chad walking like crazy! But you do be a sexy motha fucka tho

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

Plug walk

When someone (possibly intoxicated) is walking in a retarded way. An obvious sign if someone’s drunk or high. Coined by rich the kid.

“i don’t know how i didn’t get caught high last night, i was plug walking so bad”

“damn that mf plug walking!”

by pissthan June 17, 2021

Walking the dog

What does walking the dog mean

Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019