Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time

"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"

by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014

Ground turkey no beef

There’s no beef / we’re not fighting

Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu

by Deez2000 October 14, 2021

turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it

Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight

by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020

Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

by G-dog January 16, 2004

brown turkey bacon

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

by gav123 December 26, 2006

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011