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golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.
Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.
by Linearity August 23, 2020
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turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
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Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.
Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!
by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018
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Turd Note

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else
Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy
by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016
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turd bog

someone who smells of poo. Not nice to be around and very annoying and always trying to be involved in conversations.
Ernest Odeh is such a turd bog!!!
by NightFlyer66 October 2, 2017
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turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”
by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021
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turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt
Oh no I got a turd boner
by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018
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