When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
Get the Turd Burglarmug. rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom
Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?
by Grass_Toucher69420 January 27, 2022
Get the rat turdmug. a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021
Get the turd satchelmug. 
Shut the fuck up turd-head!
by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
Get the Turd-Headmug. Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the toot the turdmug. A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.
Often used in sentences like:
Often used in sentences like:
by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
Get the Turd facemug.