Silly guy. Commonly used in International English. Have been created to call people in a nicer way than 'fuck-face' or 'ass-face'
by JohnDAubray February 04, 2010
The stupid looking scrunched up facial expression people have on their face when they come out of a building into the rain, not expecting the weather to be as bad as it is. They usually keep the expression on their face until they run to their car or other shelter.
I didnt even want to talk to the chick, i knew she was in a pissy mood. I could see her rain face from accross the bar.
by Exx October 26, 2006
The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
by Agustin101 April 23, 2008
1) The facial expression made by a bassist while playing a complex, tight groove. Caused by the brain's processing power being diverted to the hands, leaving the facial nerves uncontrolled and free to create various drunken, blank, derpy expressions. The bassist may be unaware he is doing it. Some physicians have speculated that bassists' brains may not be capable of controlling more than one region of the body at a time. This explains why they sleep with the ugly groupies.
2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.
2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.
Guitarist: "Your bass face looks like you just saw your mother banging the family dog."
Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"
Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"
by bassdude726 May 29, 2014
the effects of homewrecking. wreaking havoc all over one’s features. Also known as payback face. A once good looking person who, after becoming a homewrecker turns into an ugy hag.See the once fetching Claire Danes and Tori Spelling. Another perfect example is Denise Richards.
Girl: " what ever happened to Tori Spelling?"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
by ShitPancakes January 29, 2008
A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Face whore!
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Face whore!"
by bobbyjaybrown March 16, 2010