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Simple Scott

Someone that doesn’t understand the simplest of things
Me-“what’s 1+1”
Simple Scott-“apple pie
by UrbanWarrior563 September 19, 2021
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Scott

Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites.
Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
Omg did Scott just eat vasaline

Don't worry his insides are squishy
by TerryLovesYogurt August 6, 2019
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Scott's Crew

A group of individuals named after Scott A W

These boys have no idea what they're doing and continually make fun of themselves on community television.
The people at these boy highschools recognize them and choose to ignore them anyways even tho they have a huge fan base!
Scott's Crew is cool!
by SsswaggyT January 24, 2020
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Scott Boulet

A very hard working person totally committed to their job.
He's definitely going to get a promotion...he's a regular Scott Boulet!!
by Striker_007 June 14, 2024
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Travis scott

Made astroworld, rodeo and fein, he is the best invention that came after the internet
Person 1: What is your favorite travis scott song
Person 2: 90210
Person 1: *Gets married with person 2*
by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025
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Scott

That Scott sucks
by Hiwater December 16, 2018
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scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.
Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 18, 2013
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