Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023

Math class bored

Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.

I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.

by GEO2009 May 12, 2023

Math

(abb.) Mental abuse to human.

i f-king hate Math.

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

Math

It's the root of all your problems

Person 1:Matt, maths hard
Matt:I know

by Queen Elizabeth the Soviet September 27, 2023

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

Math

Math is the greatest guy around, he’s someone that makes you laugh even when you feel bad. He’s really cute and smart and really nice. There’s never a day that goes by that you don’t want to talk to him and he has something about him that makes u want to be around him all the time.

Where is Math, i really wanna give him a hug.

by Prinxessdae October 18, 2019

math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers

Emily and Sarah are math gods

by Emthespang October 21, 2019