someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles
FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi
ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday
FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi
SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?
ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday
FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi
SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?
ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*
by uvgotligma July 16, 2019
Get the fake fagmug. 
A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.
She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.
Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.
She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.
Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.
She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.
I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.
Go Fake yourself
I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.
Go Fake yourself
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
Get the fake drum slutmug. Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
by Kingofdick July 26, 2019
Get the Jason the fake bikermug. A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
by fphforlife January 12, 2017
Get the Fake Ass Hoemug. Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.
by Swordviper January 22, 2018
Get the Mega Fake Gangstermug. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.
by SNAKE CATCHER May 6, 2018
Get the fake ass peoplemug.