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Hffmelly Eggs

A word used to describe something random, Tim Lincecum sucks; a word that most cannot say but is used to lighten a situation.
Cody: Man Tim Lincecum likes dudes huh??

Rob: ......Hffmelly eggs
by afi GR October 21, 2010
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egg-noggin'

When a woman wakes up on Christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.
I wore white silk pajamas to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin'.
by nikkipal December 27, 2013
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egg wash

n. Used to fool your friends into thinking you are talking about some kind of lewd sexual act.
Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol
by chomski January 5, 2012
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Egg Face

when You smell like bad fish your probably an egg face
an egg face is somebody who smells like eggs and their face is in the shape of an egg
by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020
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cleaning up eggs

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020
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Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.
by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017
mugGet the Cracking an eggmug.

Egg Sucker

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time. In other words a kid called Jake Luecke....
Wow that Jake Luecke kid is a real egg sucker...
by Ders Lars April 17, 2018
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