Baby Kata

A baby who has a huge diarrhoea.

“It’s me, Baby Kata! I have a huge diarrhoea!

by Sanul September 4, 2021

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

Baby on a Breast

Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.

Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.

by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018

Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.

Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.

by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013

puff baby

When you suck dick for a free Puff Bar™️

"I just sucked dick for a puff"

"Omg you're such a puff baby"

by realpuffbaby November 21, 2019

Vinegar Baby

A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.

"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."

"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."

by Mother's Folly March 2, 2017

baby crazy

A person, usually a female, who wants a baby so bad she is willing to steal one. This usually occurs at random moments on the street or mall when a mother walks by pushing a stroller and the baby crazy person stops the poor lady to dote on the child.

You're walking hand in hand with a girl and she sees an infant. She stops, looks back at you, and says, "I want it." Of course, she does this in a deep throaty voice and her eyes turn black for a moment, reminding you of the exorcist. Your friend next to you says, "Damn, that bitch be baby crazy!"

by manofsin November 16, 2011