Your Mom

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016

Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.

Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha

by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023

Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone

Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom

by Colin SG. December 27, 2017

your mom

Your mom is a fat jackass

Your mom on pc:hdjdjdjdhdjdjfnensjsjjsns

by Poke sucks he will go to hell June 26, 2020

Your mom

Often used as an insult. I'll make examples of both but your mom is often used as an insult or compliment about someones mom. Or just straight up making fun of you and/or mom.

Good use:

Friend: Hey man! Your mom is pretty cool!
Person: Thanks, she is the best!

Bad use:

Bully: Dude, I f##ked your mom

Example #2

Bully #2: Your mom is gay!

by Weirdly specific November 29, 2018