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Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
mugGet the Throat Turdmug.

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
mugGet the Turd lasagnamug.

Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.
by The mad fapper September 3, 2013
mugGet the Turd holstermug.

turd chopper

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.
Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.
by manmarcoman May 17, 2016
mugGet the turd choppermug.

Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment
by Blumkin master September 1, 2018
mugGet the Turd lagoonmug.

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.
Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!
by ThatHuman125k March 6, 2018
mugGet the Turd Mobilemug.

Turd Note

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else
Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy
by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016
mugGet the Turd Notemug.

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