Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas

A man whit a big dick that like to penetrate girls

The name Thomas is defined as a man whit a big dick that like to penetrate girls

by Thomas.rr1 June 11, 2018

Thomas

Someone that sucks so bad you wanna die

Youre such a Thomas

by Jamescookie June 24, 2018

Thomas

Some gay kid who looks like bigfoot

Thomas: Rawrr xd

by Thefijiman July 5, 2018

Thomas

Some gay kid who looks like bigfoot

Yo wassup thomas?
Thomas:RAWWWWRRRRR

by Thefijiman July 5, 2018

thomas oliver

The boy I'm falling in love with.

Thomas Oliver has the ability to break my heart because it is utterly mine. Going to throw up now.

by Edna Mode and guest August 2, 2018

Thomas

As in the tank engine? The toad? The boy next door? No. Thomas is a kind and gentle man who will care about a select few people. He is a walking meme but he embraces that fullheartedly. This man is chill with a lot of things, Lost your phone? Here have mine. Can't sing? Let's kareoke together. You think you can't dance? Here watch me! Thomas has a solution to every problem. He has an unbreakable love of fortnite and default dances in every known location. Thomases are dorks and high-key slackers. He is unhealthy addicted to dad jokes, puns, and horoscope.

"Yo Thomas I am hungry."
"Hi hungry I am Thomas."

by Ineededapseudonym January 20, 2019