Meat Builds

Another way of saying " Beat my Meat" or " Masturbate" without anyone knowing the true definition, you can say it anywhere

i'm about to hit the meat builds be right back guys

or

i just hit the meat builds and it felt good!

by lmaohahahaahah June 8, 2020

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

When you reveal your penis and she says "Oh my god, that meat bus will destroy me."

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

dry meat

hard dick needing lubrication

It hurts when my boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat in my vagina.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

Gosh he rammed me last night with his meat bus.

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.

Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"

by Bubza101 December 11, 2017

hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.

Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.

by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019