Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Titty Bump

When going over a speed bump, one's pectoral area might bounce in an animated fashion, causing a titty bump.

"Wow, that was a big titty bump! I think mine touched the roof of the car."

by Pixie Rainbow Farts March 4, 2024

Finger Bump

When two people finger the same vagina at the same time; and touch hands whilst inside said vagina.

May or may not include eye contact between the two fingerers making eye contact.

It was so cool when we finger bumped inside of Barbara whilst in the bus the other day.

by Ksmith666 November 20, 2019

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

bumping your jibbs

Talking alot, almost uncontrollably.

" you must of got a fat shot of coffee last night, because you were BUMPING YOUR JIBBS all night, and he kept half of us up with him." SMH

by DoobieJonesallinurmouth June 27, 2021

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023