sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda October 14, 2015

sweet brown cash

poop, fecal matter, dumpzinni, crap justice

damn ej that sweet brown cash is streakin up the toilet bowl.

by tra hugh, ton hammock, and ed wimb August 04, 2005

sweet fanny adams

Fanny Adams, bless her sole was found raped and dead under a hedgerow in England in the 19th century.
Now used as a term when refering to a person not having much, not holding a lot.

When he showed his poker hand he had 'sweet Fanny all'.

by Trevor Stapp August 23, 2005

sweet feathery jesus

A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.

Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

by Butt-nut April 27, 2007

sweet potato pie

1: Female Vagina

2: To have sexual relations with a female.

Hey baby, break me off a piece of that sweet potato pie!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

Russian Sweet Hog

A Russian Sweet Hog is a term used when a person on the internet(usually omegle or something similar) tries to come on to you. You respond by asking if they are ready for a Russian Sweet Hog. They will usually reply yes thinking that it is something sexual when actually, it is when you read bedtime stories to dead babies. This is meant to shock and scar the person talking to you, which kills the mood to "cyber".

Stranger:asl
You:19/F/Russia
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You:Sure, are you ready for a Russian Sweet Hog?
Stranger: Sure, whats that?
You: It's when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
*Stranger disconnects*

by Kirgle August 16, 2010

sweet mexican jesus

a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens

dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.

by niggasense May 02, 2005