Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011

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Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.

Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.

by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011

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summerestimate

When you overestimate the long-term potential of a summer fling.

By October, it was clear that Jessica had summerestimated her relationship with Trevor.

by Five for Fivel March 18, 2013

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summerass

Occures during the summer months. Usually caused by physical activity when sweat gets trapped in the crack of your ass. Causes diaper rash type symptoms. Also referred to as "SARS" ( sweaty arse syndrome ).

Need to Finnish work soon and get into the shower. Got the worded case of summerass.

by mominder September 1, 2013

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submarine steamer

The act of exhaling smoke (typically from a cigarette, cigar, or burning marijuana) into the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; typically performed in an instance of sexual nature.

After three bottles of wine and a midnight viewing of Moulin Rouge, he took me back to his bungalow for a submarine steamer and a long, soft screw.

by The Channbot September 25, 2013

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