stawb

A very little and short dick, too small to do anything with.

He didn't have a dick, just a stawb no bigger than a bump on a pickle.

by dj_nafi May 30, 2014

Strawberry Swirl

When you're getting a chick from behind, pull out, and spit on her back when she turns around punch her in the face and ejackulate on her face mixing the blood and semen its called a strawberry swirl.

there's no way i could sample this.

by Ricky Lambert December 3, 2004

strawberry blonde

a nice way of describing one of the worst shades of ginger
ginger people's hair often turns this colour when they attempt to dye it blonde

"wow you have weird light ginger hair"
"its strawberry blonde!!!!!!!!!"

by ja123 June 16, 2009

grasping at straws

(v.) giving someone the ol' reach around; pulling at pubic hair during intercourse

He especially liked grasping at straws.

by chitty-chitty-bang-bang October 10, 2005

bendy straw

Extremely skinny girls, they look like moving straws

She's so skinny, she's a bendy straw.

by CBesta October 2, 2007

Strawberry creampie

when your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and then just before you cum you punch her in the mouth making he bleed into a glass then you cum into that glass and it looks like a strawberry cream pie

I gave my girlfriend a "strawberry creampie" last night

by im-a-robot-thanks November 22, 2020

Straw Donkey

A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.

'I went all straw donkey last night...'

reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.

by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011