Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs

Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.

by FTWW October 6, 2023

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STICKY FINGER BANDIT

Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto

Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"

Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"

Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"

by UrbanDictionary.OG October 14, 2023

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Sticky Lawrence

A silly man, silly billy.

You know Billy? What a sticky Lawrence!

by Mrstickylawrence October 17, 2023

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sticky keys

evilest thing microsoft made as default

sticky keys is evil

by p01uyt September 6, 2024

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Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.

The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin

by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024

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